Kidisms

DD (dear daughter, age 5), at breakfast:
"Mommy, can I have second dessert?"

Me: "Do we really have second desserts?"

DD: "I'm just kidding. Can I have a donut?"
Teehee!

I asked the same DD the other day what the Ten Commandments were. Her response:

"Um, hear O Israel,
you shall not steal,
You shall not murder,
You shall not rip people apart... umm,...
You shall milk the cows, or the pigs, or whatever state you're in."

By this point, I was laughing too hard to hear the rest. :)